My History teacher is the greatest. Over Thanksgiving break, she found out that her husband is scared shitless of elves. So, you know those little creepy ass Elf on a Shelf toys? Well, on December first, she took one of them, put it in the back seat of her husband’s car before he left for work, and as he was driving, he sees this little shit sitting in the back, staring at him. He screamed, pulled over, and chucked it out the window. She is now looking for donations of Elf on a Shelf toys so she can put more of them in his office, their bathroom, hell, anywhere he is gonna be. She intends to do this until Christmas day. My respect for this teacher seriously increased ten fold.